My name is Millie and I'm a driver-holic. Its been 70 days since I was last behind the wheel of a car.
At this point I feel I should be having lots of hugs...
... and lots of hearty pats on the back with several 'Well Done's'.
The next step I believe is to apologise to those that I have:
- Cut up
- Undertook
- Honked at
- Swore at
- Made gestures at
However as I am such the good driver I am, then I believe wholeheartedly that each and every gesture, and manoeuvre was fully justified - besides they was in my way!
So at this point am I still in the denial phase?
Basically - And a warning here of a very bad pun - which is not intended!
Basically its driving me mad! Stark raving!
Hopefully though in the next week I shall get the all clear from the medical peeps, as I have already decided I am fixed! I mean a slight limp can be sexy? Non? <-- adopt slight french accent for the 'non'!
Just need to buy a wee motor... Think my chances are good for an Aston Martin for under £500? (not a matchbox one!!!)
M x
Wednesday, 9 February 2011
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