Wednesday 9 February 2011

70 Days and Counting

My name is Millie and I'm a driver-holic. Its been 70 days since I was last behind the wheel of a car.

At this point I feel I should be having lots of hugs...



... and lots of hearty pats on the back with several 'Well Done's'.



The next step I believe is to apologise to those that I have:
- Cut up
- Undertook
- Honked at
- Swore at
- Made gestures at




However as I am such the good driver I am, then I believe wholeheartedly that each and every gesture, and manoeuvre was fully justified - besides they was in my way!

So at this point am I still in the denial phase?

Basically - And a warning here of a very bad pun - which is not intended!

Basically its driving me mad! Stark raving!

Hopefully though in the next week I shall get the all clear from the medical peeps, as I have already decided I am fixed! I mean a slight limp can be sexy? Non? <-- adopt slight french accent for the 'non'!

Just need to buy a wee motor... Think my chances are good for an Aston Martin for under £500? (not a matchbox one!!!)



M x